badass(es) being dapper
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#if homosexual is a one-way street and bisexual is a two-way street #pansexual is one of those ungodly intersections with more than five roads #and asexual is a parking lot
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Game stoppage called on account of Anderson’s little brother climbing the net… again.
“Heyyyy there, buddy. Whatcha doing?” Cooper asked.
“Climbin’ the net! I’m Batman! There are bad guys on the other side!”
“So I see. But I thought you were Robin, squirt?”
“NO. NOW I’M BATMAN.”
“Anderson! Get your kid brother off the field!” his teammate called.
“I’m working on it!” he called back. He turned to his brother, who was reaching the top of the net and its metal frame. “Blaine. It’s time to come down. We’re playing right now.”
Blaine frowned. “I’m playing, too.”
“I can see that. But I don’t want you to get hit in the face with the ball, squirt.”
Blaine sighed and allowed his brother to pick him off the netting and walk him over to a tree. “I brought your coloring books and crayons.”
“I want to play on the swings!” Blaine moaned, looking forlorn. Cooper looked over to the swing set a distance away on the lot.
“Anderson!” A voice belted. “Get back in the game!”
“Coming!” he called. He turned to Blaine. “After, I promise. Just sit tight for a half hour. And then later we can watch Batman and make a Batcave fort out of the couch while mom and dad are gone, and I’ll make mac n’ cheese for us.”
He watched as Blaine’s face lit up like he had somehow gained another birthday.
“Really?!”
“Yeah,” Cooper smiled. “Really.”
“COOP!” his teammate bellowed.
“Be good, Blainers. I’ll be done soon,” he said, and rushed back out to the field.
“He can’t do this during a game, you know,” his friend said, tossing him the ball.
“He won’t. He knows better than that. Blaine knows what’s real and what’s practice.”
“Couldn’t you just leave him home?”
Cooper looked flustered. “Look, there’s not much I could do today. My parents are out of town and they forgot to leave money for a sitter.”
“Don’t your parents know you have practice?” Cooper just shrugged. “Wow. I thought you rich kids got everything.”
“Nope. Well, yes. Everything but parents. We’re delightfully neglected.”
never forget
I still can’t believe this is a thing that is actually canon.
this is a thing that exists oh my god
(Source: duranduranderson)
Anderson brothers AUs | Cooper is a paparazzi, who’s next job is to take pictures of the famous star, Kurt Hummel, and if he can, his rumoured, new boyfriend. While he does his job, he finds out that the mysterious new boyfriend is his baby brother, Blaine.
“No. Freaking. Way.”
“That’s your brother.”
Cooper glared at Peter. “I know that’s my brother. That’s my baby brother, making out with the Kurt Hummel.”
“And enjoying it, too,” Peter observed, not disturbed by the two boys kissing in the slightest.
“No but Peter, this doesn’t look like some random hook-up. This has been going on for a while! Why did he not tell me?”
“Would you have believed him?”
“Of course not. But still!”
Cooper watched as Blaine tried to lean in for another kiss but Kurt shook his head with a small smile on his face. Blaine tilted his head and even though Cooper couldn’t see it, he knew his brother was sporting his famous pout that no one could resist. Not even Kurt, it seemed, because he shook his head in amusement before placing a quick kiss on Blaine’s lips.
“He could have at least told me he has a boyfriend,” Cooper mumbled. “Dude, just… look at him, he’s acting like he’s… like he’s in…”
“…love?”
“Yes! Oh God, he’s going to get his heart broken, isn’t he? He’s fallen in love with this so-called star who is just going to be with him until he finds someone more rich and famous and he’ll break up with Blaine and he’s going to be crushed. That’s it, I’m going there to…”
“Whoa, nope. No, you’re not going anywhere. No, Cooper, close the door. Close it and look at them.”
Cooper obeyed, albeit reluctantly, and leaned closer to the window. Kurt’s arms were circled around Blaine’s neck and it looked like they were slow-dancing, right there in the middle of the streets of LA. Blaine’s chin was on Kurt’s shoulder.
“Does it look like Kurt is planning to leave your brother any time soon?”
“…no?”
“What do you want him to do? Go on stage, point at Blaine and declare his love very loudly?” Peter laughed. Blaine chose that moment to dip Kurt and they could hear the other boy’s high-pitched, breathless laughter even from where they were.
“I just don’t want Blaine to get hurt,” Cooper said.
“He’s pretty much an adult, Coop.”
“Maybe to everyone else.”
But he had to admit, it had been a while since he had seen Blaine smile like that. And while he wasn’t an expert when it came to love, the way Kurt looked at Blaine suggested that the actor was indeed just as invested in this relationship as his brother.
“Well, looks like they are going to continue somewhere more private,” Peter said when Kurt fished his car keys from his pocket and the lights of a black Navigator parked near by flashed. “You might wanna delete those pictures.”
“…yeah…” Cooper said absentmindedly. “Wait, why would they want to continue in private?”
Peter gave Cooper a look that stated ‘you’re smarter than that’.
“Well shit. Now that’s an image I won’t get out of my head.”
(Source: blainestina-archive)
“Boys can be pretty, too”
a drawing to go with this drabble: http://egobus.tumblr.com/post/17509546083
(Source: bleerios)
pretty much died over cute from neaf’s prompt of kitty!Kurt snuggling with the Anderpuppies (*´▽`*)