badass(es) being dapper I'm Bec (aka Bextiel, hear me roar), a 21 year old Aussie. I don't tag most shit I find funny, anything to do with politics or pro-equality stuff. If I do, it's rare. If you hate something that I post with a common theme, just tell me and I'll tag it for you, mkay pumpkin? Okay. *smooch*. This is not a spoiler free blog. This is also a sex positive blog and I reblog porn of all varieties. Het tends to be rare, though. Hardcore Gleek, Potterhead, Starkid, Sherlockian, Whovian and proud member of the Spnfamily.I ship Klaine so hard it hurts. I also idolise (and occasionally objectify) the fuck out of Darren Criss, Chris Colfer and Dianna Agron. Therefore you will see a hell of a lot of them on here. I regret nothing..My ideal world would have people bursting into spontaneous choreographed songs.If I was a Pokemon, I would be a Pikachu. Come on, don't tell me you don't see it.Flo is possibly the most amazing person in existance.If you're feeling down and need a smile, message me. I've got plenty of love to share - and I want to give you some. I ship Flobex <3 #if homosexual is a one-way street and bisexual is a two-way street #pansexual is one of those ungodly intersections with more than five roads #and asexual is a parking lot
Merry Christmas! Here’s a non-Christmas themed fic!gift for the wonderful Bec, who gave me maybe the best prompt ever: Cisgirl!Klaine as some form of Catwoman!Kate[Kurt] and Nightbird!Blair[Blaine].
So here it is, my cisgirl!Klaine superheroes. Unbeta-d, so any mistakes are mine.
Happy Holidays, Bec, and <3 <3
Blair had been on this case for weeks, and she was starting to get frustrated.
Almost every high-end jewelry store and boutique clothing shop in Lima City had been robbed in the last month. Each time Blair had been too late to stop or catch the culprit, arriving just in time to beat the police but faced with an empty shop and a note. Each note was the same: a cartoon of a cat stalking a bird, signed with three X’s. As far as Blair knew, she was the one doing the chasing, so it was disconcerting to feel like she was being played.
Summary: Kurt had pink streaks in his hair. That was a fact that existed at McKinley. But Blaine’s favorite color is blue. Skank!Kurt - idea of Kendra’s, obviously :)
Idea came from Marissa saying “oh skank!Kurt in my film class (he has pink hair so she calls him that) doesn’t have pink hair anymore - it’s blue with blond now.” Cue me doing a frowny face and then “Oh! Kurt changed it to that because it’s Blaine’s favorite color.” Then Marissa stared at me until I wrote this drabble on her computer.
“Shit, you have so much blue.” Kurt says as he sits cross-legged on the floor of Blaine’s closet as Blaine holds up a light blue polo shirt against his chest.
“It’s my favorite color,” says Blaine defensively. He’s only been friends with Kurt for about a month now - the boy the rest of Glee club said was unfriendable - and maybe dating for like a week. If making out counted as dating, which to the Skank, Blaine isn’t sure.
He sure hopes so.
“Hmmm,” says Kurt, suddenly kicking his feet out in front of him, his left socked foot coming out to run across Blaine’s ankle. “Think my pink hair clashes?”
Blaine’s skin is already tingling from the soft ghosting of Kurt’s toes. He looks down at him with a wan smile. “I could exclusively wear grey and black like you,” he says.
“But you’re colorful,” says Kurt. “Like, a damn rainbow. Seeing you in greyscale would be boring as shit.”
Blaine isn’t sure why, but the fact that Kurt sort of just said he likes the way Blaine dresses makes his heart leap.
“You’re colorful too, you know,” he says instead, reaching for a bowtie that’s white with blue sailboats on it.
“My hair doesn’t count,” says Kurt in a dry tone.
“Not just your hair,” says Blaine and he knows he shouldn’t get this deep with Kurt. At the beginning of their friendship it had scared the other boy away more than once. Now that they are more than just friends, maybe, even if it’s just friends who make out, Blaine doesn’t want to ruin it.
Kurt is quiet behind him and after a few long moments, he speaks. “Are you done picking out your clothes - I wanna make out.”
So Blaine reaches down to help Kurt up and probably pulls him a little too eagerly to his bed.
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